For my next sermon, I will make a list of my many talents and then I will find a few scriptures that will allow me to showcase them all in one Sunday. I don't know what I will do for my follow-up sermon.... I won't have any talents left. Maybe I'll have to do some exegesis or something...
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Saxaphones are made for wonking, and swaking, and honking.
If someone wants to play a hymn on a wind instrument without any improvision, well, that's why God invented the kazoo.
I'm glad as well that he cleared that up. Now I know what the Gospel is really about.
What an idiot.
I couldn't even watch the whole thing. I stopped when he brought out the out-of-tune guitar. What Tn Rambler said...
How is this a sermon?
It is shallow doctrinal drivel.
For my next sermon, I will make a list of my many talents and then I will find a few scriptures that will allow me to showcase them all in one Sunday. I don't know what I will do for my follow-up sermon.... I won't have any talents left. Maybe I'll have to do some exegesis or something...
Jim
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